my grandmother just hissed, “my nemisis is here”
she’s playing online scrabble
the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
omg cutest ever
THEY LOOK SO FAT
that dog is more photogenic than most teenager girls like it makes me so happy but at the same time so anGRY WHY IS IT SO PRETTY
because its happy
The Penguin Foundation has a global call out for knitters to make pullovers for penguins in rehab.
Penguins caught in oil spills need the little jumpers to keep warm and to stop them from trying to clean the toxic oil off with their beaks.
If you enjoy knitting as a pass time please please please do this. please.
You can download a PDF with more info here
signal boost this year again :D
Please help the penguins! These really work!
Fun fact: the reason they need the sweaters is because cleaning the oil off them also removes their natural oils that keep them warm in the water. So they get a little sweater to keep them insulated while their natural oils come back, and by then the sweater has gotten worn enough to fall off on its own! Cool, huh?
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
people are seriously so weird for writing random thoughts onto cigarette boxes and colour swatches and taking screenshots of their word documents and blahhhhd
The lovely moment where you shatter your Iphone and there’s two touching penises on the back.